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"Nil" 🐉 Rafal ([personal profile] nilhilistic) wrote2024-05-02 09:10 am

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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-10-29 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I hope you don't mind!

[Ryoji certainly doesn't, in which how happily puts them into his used-to-be-empty stash. His first candy haul, and it's from Rafal! How delightful!]

I'll eat yours once we're done, I don't want to keep you waiting. Oh, and uh. In case your amount of sugar does kill me.

[It's a joke. Because he's Death. Not that he realizes the wordplay.]
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-03 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then all the more reason to look forward to it!

[As if Ryoji hasn't been enthusiastic enough. Rafal's smirk is infectious, especially when Ryoji doesn't get to see him this excited that often.]

Alright - I've seen a couple of locals trick or treating a few blocks down. Wanna try there first?

[They have been pretty hostile to the Chosen recently, but hopefully there's still an individual or two willing to give them candy?]
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
First thing we have to ring the bell, and then we say very loudly: "Trick or treat!"

[He puts out his empty basket for emphasis.]

And then that's the part where they give you candy! If you don't, you're supposed to "trick" them, but I'm not sure what exactly that entails.
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-04 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait, not that kind of trick! It's supposed to be just a prank, not something genuinely terrifying!

[Still, one of those ideas isn't exactly the worst -]

....Being able to see a dragon might be cool though. We can always go with that.
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-04 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
It is, but it's like the difference between actual disaster and watching a horror movie! People just want to pretend they're afraid, not actually be afraid!

[It doesn't make that much sense to Ryoji, now that he's spelled it out like that, but he doesn't think a holiday where actively hurting someone would be something you want.]

And of course dragons are clue! They're large and awesome and breathe stuff! You might not realize it, Rafal-san, but I think your dragon form would be a hit amongst the kids.
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-19 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No problemo! How about we start with your closest neighbor?

[Hopefully it's not a house with locals who are now newly apprehensive to the Chosen right...right?]
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure enough, the person who opens the door has shock written all over his face, as if he wasn't expecting two people who aren't children with baskets at hand.

Ryoji takes the lead, hoping to demonstrate the proper etiquette to Rafal. He sounds his usual bright and cheery self as he yells]
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Trick or Treat!

[Slam! It is met with outright rejection, the door rudely closing shut at their faces.]

Uh. That's not how it's supposed to work.
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-28 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue Ryoji doing his absolute best on pulling back one pissed off Rafal.]

No, Rafal-san! You can't do that! We need to be nice!
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-29 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Because destroying a house would be bad!

[Excellent argument, Ryoji.]
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
But that takes time and money? And they're inside the house??? We can just try to get candy elsewhere!

[He's not strong enough to reign Rafal in, by the way. Hint, hint.]
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-30 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[You know that part from The Shining where "johnny" breaks into a door with an axe and there's someone screaming from the other side? Rafal is sure making a great impression of that scene right now.

Ryoji, meanwhile, is panicking.]


Uhhhh please just give us our candy! And I swear we won't trick you anymore!!!
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[personal profile] luneminary 2024-11-30 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear god what has he done. They have candy now - but at what cost? And something in Rafal's eyes makes him believe that he wouldn't be satisfied with one bowl's worth of candy alone.

Ryoji looks at the next house down the block and offers them a silent apology.]


Wanna try saying Trick or Treat this time?